I'd like to present to you the most evil creature on the planet.  Yes.  The Yellow Jacket Wasp.  Yes, these evil little bastards are the scum of the earth.  So unforgiving and mean.  I mean... come on... all I did was crush their house with my foot.  No big deal right?  You wouldn't be mad if a big giant stepped on your home right?  I didn't think so.  We'll these little bastards didn't like it much.  They sent hundreds of their little brothers and sisters to swarm my little city slicker of a human self.

You see, it all started at the lake.  I was simply packing the truck to leave when I got too close to their nest (which none of us even knew was there).  I upset them and that's when good wasps go bad.  I initially thought I stepped in an ant bed, because my legs and feet (I was wearing sandles) starting burning like fire!  A started brushing them off and stomping when I realized there were no ants on my legs, but a swarm of yellow jacket wasps.  So I realized I better get the heck out of there.  So I started running to the cabin and pop, pop, pop on the back of my legs.  I tripped and fell, busted my knees on the rocks and banged my chest on the deck stairs.  That in itself hurt more than the wasp stings.  However as I am laying there feeling my knees hurting, the wasps constantly reminded my back-end that they weren't finished.  So a few more pops on  the posterior and I was up and running again.  I got into the cabin, proceeded to clean my wounds, and Leslie walks over and says "What is on your back?"  Another freaking damn yellow jacket!  He rode me all the way to cabin and inside to remind me they were serious!  Leslie thumped him off and we never found him.

David proceeded to expell two cans of hornet spray into their nest.  As we left, you could still hear them buzzing, but they were leaving us alone.  Evidently, they were more worried about their survival than us after the spray!  Little bastards!  You get what you deserve.  I mean all I did was walk by your house.

So I just got through counting them and I have 18 stings on my legs and feet.  I have a pretty good mind to drive my butt back up there with some C4 and blow their nest and about 40 feet around it into oblivion!  Grrrr....