I thought these cat hater quotes were funny.

1. "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." - Garrison Keillor
2. "More people in the world are allergic to cats than to any other domesticated animal." - George Pinster
3. "Black cats are one of the only domesticated animals that can actually bestow bad luck upon you simply by crossing your path." - Eric Jameson
4. "Cats don't act as barometers. No matter what the weather is like, cats just sit there." - Jim Watton
5. "Cats don't supply oxygen to the environment, like a potted plant. (Even plants are better!)" - Stacey King
6." If Lassie were a cat, little Timmy would be dead." - Rod Lawring
7. Men's Health Magazine has never ran a positive article on cats.
8. "Why expose soldiers in the battlefield to the dangers of land mines when we have cats?" - Sgt. Jason Middler
9. "Richard Evans, a member of the Australian Parliament, proposed that the country eliminate all cats within 25 years." - R. Evans

I do like SOME cats by the way.  I like mine.  I do NOT like David's NOID though.