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| Posted by: Mike Murray |
2/22/2006 |
- Death is hereditary.
- The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
- Smoking is a dying art.
- The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
- No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
- When you hear someone uttering Uh-Oh while flushing the toilet, it is already too late.
Other Thoughts:
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
One Last Joke:
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.”
A guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…”
The first guy says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
The second guy says, “No. I’m an asshole.”
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