Fort Worth (CNN) -- An employee of WayStupid.com was seriously injured today when for some mysterious reason he fell into a large tape robot. The robot continued normal operations apparently treating the injured man as though he were a regular hardware component.

Sr. Engineer, Dr. Franco, age unknown, of Arlington, TX, had several magnetic tapes injected into various body cavities before being discovered by fellow employee, Neil Sweet, who described the scene as "horrific." "It really was an awful sight. I don't think we'll ever be able to use those tapes again."

An engineer for ADIC, Inc, the manufacturer of the tape robot, claims the robot is not to blame. "The robot functioned as it should have. Dr. Franco should not keep spare barcodes in his back pocket." He went on to dismiss as "ridiculous" that the robot had a grudge against Dr. Franco but could not explain the happy face on the robot's digital display pad which he was in the process of repairing.

The chief surgeon in charge at the Emory Center For Geriatrics, Dr. Sheldon Wasserman, told CNN that Dr. Franco would survive his injuries but it would be quite a while before he would be "regular" again. The Doctor also said, "With a little time, Dr. Franco should be fully RESTORED to health although he may feel BACKED UP for a little while." Other hospital staff has noted that the victim has developed a personality disorder similar to Turettes Syndrome and has been heard screaming, "EJECT THE F_____G TAPE!" over and over even while sleeping. The victim's condition has been listed as serious but stable.

Mr. Murray, a spokesperson for WayStupid.com released the following statement. "We here at WayStupid.com feel that Microsoft is to blame for this incident. Dr. Franco has been trained in Unix but has been forced to work in a mixed environment with Windows for over a year. We feel that this unprotected exposure caused Dr. Franco to become disoriented and that ultimately led to the accident. WayStupid.com will be filing a lawsuit in federal court tomorrow."